Doctor S chickendantz? Seriously? UPDATED
The update on Dirk Hayhurst's surgery appears positive -- fraying labrum, repaired, out most of the season but possibly not all of it. All in all, probably couldn't have been better.
Now I'm not criticizing anybody's name (I have never completely mastered pronouncing mine, although I have not misspelled it since about 1963), but the surgeon was Dr. Mark Schickendantz? I mean, how could you not go into orthopedic surgery at least with a weak smile on your face contemplating the fact that your surgeon's last name includes the words "chicken dantz"?
The fella who took out my appendix two and a half years ago was named Kimmelstiel, complete with the "steel" pronounciation. A guy allowed to use scalpels, named Kimmelstiel. Heckuva surgeon, by the way.
Dr. Schickendantz.
UPDATE: The author-pitcher quickly regained typing ability (one-handed) and reports himself feeling pretty good, all things considered, but with control of the remote ceded to the Mrs., he says he did briefly consider trying to get a hold of the anesthesiologist for a booster.
FROM A RESEARCHER'S NOTEBOOK: Just stumbled across this in the Fall 2009 edition of The Society for American Research Journal: a law student at the University of North Carolina named Trent McCotter busted his research hump to analyze the official scoresheets from all of Ty Cobb's games, to generate his splits. It is startling to consider that Cobb, in 2,109 games in which he faced righthanded starters, batted .375 lifetime (.347 versus lefties). Perhaps more impressive, Cobb's numbers in games started by the pitching legends he faced:
Cobb Versus: Games AverageWalter Johnson 92 .380Rube Waddell 21 .354Cy Young 25 .354Babe Ruth 21 .338Eddie Plank 54 .333
Dirk Hayhurst's Surgery
Wrong
Although replacement players receive pension benefits, are subject to the same rules of free agency and are given representation during salary arbitration, disciplinary hearings or other matters, they are barred from joining the union, cannot vote on its matters and, of course, can't collect any licensing money.
C: Brad Gay (Class A ball, 1994)1B: Wes Clements (out of baseball since 1987)
2B: Emmett Robinson (out of baseball since 1986)SS: Robert Montalvo (utilityman in AAA in 1994)
3B: Warren Sawkiw (in an independent league, 1994)
LF: Trevor Penn (out of baseball since 1990)CF: Darryl Brinkley (independent leagues, 1994)RF: Rick Hirtensteiner (AA, 1994)DH: Brian Brooks (out of baseball since 1990)SP: Pat Tilman, Brian Ahern, Mike Arner, Pat BlohmCloser: Steve Sharts (out of baseball since 1990)
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The Hall, And The Meaning Of Stats
Pitcher Wins Per Season
Bob Gibson 14.76
Gaylord Perry 14.27
Allie Reynolds* 14.00
Tom Glavine* 13.86
Sandy Koufax 13.75
Steve Carlton 13.70
Chief Bender 13.25
Early Wynn 13.04
Bert Blyleven* 13.00
Dizzy Dean 12.50
Dazzy Vance 12.30
NOLAN RYAN 12.00
* not in Hall of Fame
Pitcher Adjusted Wins Per Season "Rump" Seasons
Dizzy Dean 16.50 Three
Sandy Koufax 15.9 Two
Steve Carlton 15.52 Three
Bob Gibson 15.50 One
Allie Reynolds* 15.17 One
Tom Glavine* 15.05 Two
Dazzy Vance 14.92 Three
Gaylord Perry 14.27 One
Early Wynn 14.19 Two
Chief Bender 14.13 One
Bert Blyleven* 13.00 None
NOLAN RYAN 12.76 Two
*not in Hall of Fame
McGwire 4: The Koufax Confusion
I was able to get in touch with Jane Leavy to clarify. I asked Ms. Leavy if she meant corticosteroids or if Koufax, a player of the same era that we know steroids and HGH made some small inroads into the game, now had to be lumped in with the "juicers." Leavy states she meant corticosteroids, the same type of "cortisone injection" that we see performed so often in baseball to this day.
McGwire 3: The Advisor
McGwire 2: Apology As Rationalization
"I Used Steroids During My Playing Career"
"I wish I had never touched steroids. It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize...I never knew when, but I always knew this day would come. It's time for me to talk about the past and to confirm what people have suspected."
"I wish I had never touched steroids. It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era.
"After all this time, I want to come clean. I was not in a position to do that five years ago in my congressional testimony, but now I feel an obligation to discuss this and to answer questions about it."
